This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
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How I feel when I wear mostly black… not that dark,
Nothing says confidence like doing sudoku with a pen.
A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)
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"Don’t ever mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or my kindness for weakness."
Anonymous (via blackbruise
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what the hell this is adorable
We’re not like that bro
no we’re not
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People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
I think this is my favourite post in the history of ever.
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